Review by Jon Donnis
Salmon Man is a physics-based VR platformer for MetaQuest that surprises you with how much depth it hides behind a simple concept. You play as Salmon Man trying to make your way upstream using nothing but your paddle, and at first glance, it might look like a straightforward, even quirky, arcade challenge. But as you progress, the layers of design, precision, and difficulty become immediately clear. Every jump, swing, and manoeuvre requires thought, timing, and skill, and the game does an excellent job of making both victories and failures feel meaningful.
The core gameplay revolves around your paddle, which is both your lifeline and your main source of tension. It reacts precisely to your hand movements, with no noticeable lag, allowing you to pull off daring jumps or risky maneuvers with confidence. The physics are demanding yet fair, making every interaction feel grounded and intentional. It's particularly satisfying when you manage a difficult sequence perfectly, and equally frustrating when a single slip sends you tumbling back, forcing you to start again. This high-stakes loop gives the game a thrilling sense of challenge, especially when water transforms into lava and mistakes can cost you dearly.
Level design is another standout. Each stage is packed with creative obstacles, from swinging platforms to absurd environmental hazards, and the layout encourages experimentation and repeated attempts. The game constantly teases you with "just one more go," making it difficult to put down once you get going. The world itself is colourful, lively, and full of absurd touches that inject humour into the intense platforming. For speedrunners, Salmon Man is particularly well-suited. The leaderboard encourages replayability, and unlocking new paddles or completing side challenges adds extra goals for those who enjoy perfecting their runs.
That said, the game is not without its limitations. The graphics are fairly plain, reflecting the small studio behind the project, and while this doesn't impact gameplay, it does make the world feel a little less immersive at times. Players who dislike highly challenging or rage-inducing games may find it frustrating, as some sections require repeated attempts and precise timing to overcome. Motion sickness is generally mild but can occur during certain fast or awkward movements.
Salmon Man is a simple but deeply satisfying VR experience. It combines challenging physics-based platforming with playful, absurd environments and finely tuned controls. Each success feels earned, and the game rewards patience, skill, and persistence. For anyone who enjoys difficult games, precise movement, and the thrill of competing for the fastest times, Salmon Man delivers in spades (oars?).
I score Salmon Man a solid 8 out of 10.
Out Now on MetaQuest
